And the stars gleaming rays softly send
To thy hands we our souls, Lord, commend
Fading light, dims the sight
And a star gems the sky, gleaming bright
From afar, drawing nigh, falls the night
Thanks and praise for our days
'Neath the sun, 'neath the stars, 'neath the sky
As we go, this we know, God is nigh
Sun has set, shadows come
Time has fled, Scouts must go to their beds
Always true to the promise that they made
While the light fades from sight
And the stars gleaming rays softly send
To thy hands we our souls, Lord, commend
Nine green bottles . . .
Seven green bottles . . .
Six green bottles . . .
Five green bottles . . .
Four green bottles . . .
Three green bottles . . .
Two green bottles . . .
One green bottles . . .
There'll be no green bottles, hanging on the wall
There were eight in the bed and the little one said "Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and two fell out
There were six in the bed and the little one said "Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and two fell out
There were four in the bed and the little one said "Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and two fell out
There were two in the bed and the little one said "Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and two fell out
There were none in the bed and the little one said "Get in, get in"
Two by two - to tie his shoe . .
Three be three - to scratch his knee . .
Four by four - to shut the door . .
Five by five - to dance and jive . .
Six by six - to pick up sticks . .
Seven by seven - to look to heaven . .
Eight by eight - to shut the gate . .
Nine by nine - to have a shoe shine . .
Ten by ten - he want's to start again!!!
The friends of my childhood again are before me
Each step wakes a mem'ry as freely I roam
With soft whispers laden its leaves rustle o'er me
The ash grove, the ash grove alone is my home
Down yonder green valley where streamlets meander
When twilight is fading, I pensively rove
Or at the bright moontide in solitude wander
Amid the dark shades of the lonely ash grove
'Tis there where the blackbird is cheerfully singing
Each warbler enchants with his notes from a tree
Ah then little think I of sorrow or sadness
The ash grove entrancing spells beauty for me
My laughter is over, my step loses lightness
Old countryside measures steal soft on my ears
I only remember the past and its brightness
The dear ones I mourn for again gather here
From out of the shadows their loving looks greet me
And wistfully searching the leafy green dome
I find other faces fond bending to greet me
The ash grove, the ash grove alone is my home
Casey would waltz with the strawberry blond, and the band played on
He'd glide 'cross the floor with the girl he adored, and band played on
His brain was so loaded it nearly exploded
The poor girl would shake with alarm
He married the girl with the strawberry curl, and the band played on
I woke up tuesday morning and looked upon the wall
The beetles and the bedbugs were having a game of ball
The score was six to nothing the beetles were a hit
That knocked me out of bed
Singing ennie meenie minnie moe
Catch a wiggle worm by the toe
If it hollers let it go
Singing ennie meenie minnie moe
And so on, until...
I woke up sunday morning and looked upon the wall
The beetles and the bedbugs were all gone to church!
1st part sings: Um-pah-pah
2nd part sings: Um-sss-sss
3rd part sings: Um-peep-peep
4th part sings: Um-tweedle-tweedle
The rest of the group sings the melody of a suitable tune, such
as "Daisy, Daisy," "East Side, West Side," "In the Good Old
Summertime," or "The More We Get Together"
But the cat came back, the very next day
Oh the cat came back, they thought he was a gonner
But the cat came back, he just couldn't stay away, away, away
Gave it to a man going way out west
Told him to give it to the one he loved the best
First the train jumped the track, then it slipped the rail
No one is alive today to tell the sad detail
Gave it to someone going up in a balloon
Told him to give it to the man in the moon
Balloon came down about 90 miles away
But where the pilot is today I cannot say
Gave it to a little boy with a dollar and a note
Told him to go up the river in a little boat
To tie a rope around its neck and a weight of 20 pounds
Now they tell the tale of the little boy that drowned
Man on the corner swore he'd shoot that cat on sight
He loaded up his shotgun with nails and dynamite
He waited and he waited for that cat to come around
Nine-seven pieces of that man is all they found
The bombs started dropping just the other day
The missles were fired in the very same way
Russia went, China went, and the USA [Sobs]
The human race perished with hardly a chance to pray
Second verse same as the first
A little bit louder a little bit worse
Now my pal Sam McGee was from ol' Tennersee
In the land where the cotton blooms grow
But why Sam left his home in the deep deep south ta roam
Round the cold way up north God only knows
In the long search for gold he was always so cold
How he longed again to roam the southern plain
I would love to see him wade, how he feared the icy glade
When I die he said cremate my last remains
Well a fellows last need is a thing we have to heed
So I promised and I swore I would not fail
And again we started on at the first streaks o dawn
But o God he was looki.n' ghastly pale
He crouched on the sleigh and he raved away all day
About the warmth from his home in Tennersee
And before the night did fall, I'd a promise to recall
Cause that was all that's left of Sam McGee
And I came upon the mars of that old Lake Lavard
Where a broken down derelic did lay
She was jammed there in a vice of twenty feet of frozen ice
Was abandoned and left there to decay
Some planks I quickly tore from it's old cabin floor
And I gathered up the chunks of scattered boards
Soon the blaze was burnin' red, seem'd that ol' McGee was dead
So I stuffed him in that ol' crematin' hole
There sat my buddy Sam lookin' mighty cool and calm
In the heart of those furnace flames galore
And he wore a great big smile you could almost see a mile
As he chuckled hurry up an' close the door
She's a fine place in here but I greatly fear
You may let in that awful cold and storm
For since I left Palm Tree down in good ol' Tennersee
She's the first time that I've been better warm
Ah those old northern lights, they have seen clear sights
But the clearest sights that they did ever see
It was on a moonlit mars of that old Lake Lavard
On the night that I cremated Sam McGee
On the night that I cremated Sam McGee
I'll go to your captain, get down on my knee
Ten thousand gold guineas I'd give for your release
Ten thousand gold guineas, it grieves my heart so
Won't you let me go with you? No love no
Tomorrow is Sunday, Monday is the day
That your captain will call you and you must obey
Your captain will call you, it grieves my heart so
Won't you let me go with you? No my love no
I'll tie back my hair, man's clothing I'll put on
I'll pass as your comrade as we march along
I'll pass as your comrade, no one will ever know
Won't you let me go with you? No love no
Who killed cock robin?
"I", said the sparrow, "with my bow and arrow"
"I killed cock robin"
Who saw him die?
"I", said the fly, "with my little eye"
Who'll make his shroud?
"I", said the beetle, "with my thread and needle"
Who'll dig his grave?
"I", said the owl, "with my little trowel"
Who'll give the memorial?
"I", said the rook, "with my little book"
Who'll be chief mourner?
"I", said the dove, "with my undying love"
Who'll bear the coffin?
"I", said the wren, "with rooster and the hen"
Who'll let him down?
"I", said the crane, "with my golden chain"
Who'll cover him over?
"I", said the crow, "with my little hoe"
Who'll toll the bell?
"I", said the bull, "because I can pull"
Who'll mark the grave?
"I", said the thrush, "with my paint and brush"
Who'll keep the vigil?
"I", said the lark, "so long as it's not dark"
On the second day of camping the Leader sent to me
Two banged heads, and a boy who had skinned his knee
three nose-bleeds . .
four mozzie bites . .
five nettle-stings . .
six boys with splinters . .
seven upset tummies . .
eight cuts and grazes . .
nine twisted ankles . .
ten homesick Leaders . .
eleven boys with measles . .
twelve angry parents . .
So he ran 'til he came to a great big pen
where the ducks and the geese were kept therein
He said "One of you is going to grease my chin before I leave this town-o, town-o, town-o
He said "One of you is going to grease my chin before I leave this town-o
He grabbed a duck by the neck
Swung a goose over his back
He didn't mind the 'quack, quack, quack' and the legs all dangling down-o, down-o, down-o
He didn't mind the 'quack, quack, quack' and the legs all dangling down-o
Well old mother flipper-flopper jumped out of bed
out the window she popped her head
She cried, "John, John, the gray goose is gone! And the fox is on the town-o, town-o, town-o
She cried, "John, John, the gray goose is gone! And the fox is on the town-o
So John, he ran to the top of the hill
blew his whistle so loud and shrill
Fox, he said, "I better flee with my kill or they'll soon be on my trail-o, trail-o, trail-o"
Fox, he said, "I better flee with my kill or they'll soon be on my trail-o"
Well, he ran 'til he came to his cozy den,
there were the little ones - eight, nine ten
They said, "Daddy, better go back again 'cause it must be a might fine town-o, town-o, town-o
They said, "Daddy, better go back again 'cause it must be a might fine town-o
Then the fox and his wife, without any strife,
cut up the goose with a fork and a knife
They never has such a supper in their life and the little one chewed on the bones-o, bones-o, bones-o
They never has such a supper in their life and the little one chewed on the bones-o
With her head tucked underneath her arm, she walks the bloody tower
With her head tucked underneath her arm, at the midnight hour
Oh, once in a while King Henry gives a spread (gives a spread)
For all his pals and gals, a ghostly crew (ghostly crew)
The axman carves the meat and cuts the bread (cuts the bread)
And in walks Anne Bolelyn to spoil the stew (spoil the stew)
She holds her head up high with a wild wa-whoop [blood curdling scream]
King Henry cries, "Don't drop it in the soup!" (in the soup)
Along the drafty corridors for miles and miles she goes
She often catches cold, poor thing, it's drafty when it blows
And it's awfully awkward when she has to blow her nose
With her head tucked underneath her arm
Suggested presentation: Make paper mache 'head' or draw a face on an
ordinary balloon. The song leader uses this to act out the words as
the audience sings along
Patsy atsy ori ay, ori ay, ori ay
Patsy atsy ori ay, ori ay, ori ay
Workin' on the railway
In eighteen hundred and fifty two
I found myself with nothing to do
I found myself with nothing to do
Workin' on the railway
In eighteen hundred and fifty three
The overseer accepted me
The overseer accepted me
Workin' on the railway
In eighteen hundred and fifty four
My back was getting mighty sore
My back was getting mighty sore
Workin' on the railway
In eighteen hundred and fifty five
I found myself more dead than alive
I found myself more dead than alive
Workin' on the railway
In eighteen hundred and fifty six
I dropped a couple of dynamite sticks
I dropped a couple of dynamite sticks
Workin' on the railway
In eighteen hundred and fifty seven
I found myself half way to heaven
I found myself half way to heaven
Workin' on the railway
In eighteen hundred and fifty eight
I found myself at the Pearly Gate
I found myself at the Pearly Gate
Workin' on the railway
In eighteen hundred and fifty nine
A cherub's harp and wings were mine
A cherub's harp and wings were mine
Workin' on the railway
In eighteen hundred and fifty-ten
If you want any more, you can sing it again
If you want any more, you can sing it again
Workin' on the railway
Ha di do, ah dido da day, ah di do, ah di day-ee
He whistled and he sang till the green woods rang
For he won the heart of a lady.
She left her father's castle gate
She left her own true lover
She left her servants and her estate
To follow the Gypsy rover
Her father saddled his fastest steed
He searched the valley all over
He sought his daughter at great speed
And the whistling Gypsy rover
He came at last to a mansion fine
Down by the river Claydee
And there was music and there was wine
For the Gypsy and his lady
"He is no Gypsy, my father," said she
"But a lord of freelands all over
And I will stay to my dying day
With my whistling Gypsy rover
Valderi, Valdera, Valderi
Valdera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Valderi, Valdera
My Knapsack on my back
I love to wander by the stream
That dances in the sun
So joyously it calls to me
Come join my happy song
I wave my hat to all I meet
And they wave back to me
And blackbirds call so loud and sweet
From every greenwood tree
High overhead the skylarks wing
They never rest at home
But just like me they love to sing
As o'er the world we roam
Oh, may I go a-wandering
Until the day I die
And may I always laugh and sing
Beneath God's clear blue sky
But we all know frogs go (clap) laa dee daa dee daa
(clap) laa dee daa dee daa (clap) laa dee daa dee daa
We all know frogs go (clap) laa dee daa dee daa
They don't go gloomph gloomph gloomph
And we all know frogs go SQUELCH when you step on them
SQUELCH when you step on them SQUELCH when you step on them
We all know frogs go SQUELCH when you step on them
They don't go gloomph gloomph gloomph
And we all know frogs go POP in the microwave
POP in the microwave POP in the microwave
We all know frogs go POP in the microwave
They don't go gloomph gloomph gloomph
And well know frogs go WHZZZ in the blender
WHZZZ in the blender WHZZZ in the blender
We all know frogs go WHZZZ in the blender
They don't go gloomph gloomph gloomph
And we all know frogs go SPLAT in the ceiling fan
SPLAT in the ceiling fan SPLAT in the ceiling fan
We all know frogs go SPLAT in the ceiling fan
They don't go gloomph gloomph gloomph
This musical acregation toured the entire nation
Singing traditional ballads and folks songs of our land
They performed with great virtuosity and soon they were to rate
But political animosity prevailed upon the stage
Well the one on the right was on the left
And the one in the middle was on the right
And the one on the left was in the middle
And the guy in the rear burned his driver's licence
At a certain harvest rendered, a hush fell on the crowd
As thousands there were gathered to hear the folks sing of out land
But they took their politics seriously
And that night at the concert hall
As the audience watched dilleriously, they had a free for all
Well the one on the right was on the bottom
And the one in the middle was on the top
And the one on the left had a broken arm
And the guy in the rear said; Oh dear!
Now this should be a lesson. If you plan to start a folks group
Don't go mixin' politics with the folks of our land
Just work on harmony and diction, play your banjo well
And if you have political convictions, keep 'em to yourself
Now the one on the left works in a bank
And the one in the middle drives a truck
And the one on the right's an all night D.J
And the guy in the rear got drafted
And on that bog there was a tree
A rare tree, a rattling tree
The tree in the bog and the bog down in the valley O
Each verse adds an additional line
And on that feather there was a flea
A rare flea a rattling flea
The flea on the feather and the feather on the wing
And the wing on the bird and the bird on the egg
And the egg on the nest and the nest on the leaf
And the leaf on the twig and the twig on the branch
And the branch on the limb and the limb on the tree
And the tree in the bog and the bog down in the valley O
There's one wide river, and that's the river of Jordan
There's one wide river, one wide river to cross
He built long, and wide and tall
There's one wide river to cross
Plenty of room for the large and small
There's one wide river to cross
He anchored the ark to a great big rock
There's one wide river to cross
And then he began to load his stock
There's one wide river to cross
The animals came in one by one
There's one wide river to cross
The elephant munching a caraway bun
There's one wide river to cross
The animals came in two by two
There's one wide river to cross
The monkey and the kangaroo
There's one wide river to cross
The animals came in three by three
There's one wide river to cross
The lion and the chimpanzee
There's one wide river to cross
The animals came in four by four
There's one wide river to cross
Old Noah got mad and hollered for more
There's one wide river to cross
The animals came in five by five
There's one wide river to cross
With wardrobe trunks they did arrive
There's one wide river to cross
The animals came in six by six
There's one wide river to cross
The leopard laughed at the monkey's tricks
There's one wide river to cross
The animals came in seven by seven
There's one wide river to cross
Now you may think there's at least eleven
BUT THERE AIN'T!
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly
I guess she'll die
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird
How absurd! To swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly
I guess she'll die
Continue verses:
Cat . . . Imagine that! She swallowed a cat
Dog . . . What a hog! She swallowed a dog
Goat . . . She opened her throat and in walked a goat
Cow . . . I don't know how she swallowed that cow
There was an old lady, she swallowed a horse
She DIED of course!
We had a cow, no milk would she give
We had a cow, no milk would she give
My spouse said, "Honey, this isn't funny
We're loosing money." No milk would she give
When that rooster came into our yard
He caught the cow right off of her guard
She giving eggnog, that's more than she used to
Ever since that rooster came into our yard
She giving eggnog, that's more than she used to
Ever since that rooster came into our yard
We had a field, no crops would it grow . . . . We're raising eggplant . . .
We had a dog, no pups did she have . . . . She's delivering pooched eggs . . .
Me and my wife, no kids did we have . . . . We're raising egg heads . . .
We had a gum machine, no gum would it give . . . . We're getting chiclets . . .
We had a garden, no flowers would it grow . . . . We're growing chickweed . . .
We had some fish, but they wouldn't grow . . . . We're raising tuna, it's the chicken of the sea . . .
We had a car, but it wouldn't run . . . . We have a yolkswagen . . .
We had a comedian, no laughs could he get . . . . He's telling yokes now . . .
We had a army, no battles did we win . . . . We're getting shelled now . . .
We had a cannon, but it wouldn't fire . . . . We have no rooster . . .
2. And when the revelation comes
3. And when the new world is revealed
4. And when the sun refuse to shine
5. And when they gather 'round the throne
6. And on that hallelujah day
7. And when the Saints go marching in
Oh, it was sad, it was sad; it was sad, it was sad
It was sad when the great ship went down, to the bottom of the ..
Husbands and wives, little-bitty children lost their lives
It was sad when that great ship went down
Oh, they sailed away from England, and were almost to the shore
When the rich refused to associate with the poor
So they put them down below, where they were the first to go
It was sad when the great ship went down
The boat was full of din, and the sides about to burst
When the captain shouted "Women and children first!"
Then the captain tried to wire, but the wireless was on fire
It was sad when the great ship went down
So they swung the lifeboats out o're the deep and raging sea
The band struck up with 'Nearer My God to Thee'
Little children wept and cried, as the waves swept, o're the side
It was sad when the great ship went down
Oh the moral to be gained from this tale of woe and pain
Is that if you're rich you should not be so vain
For in the good Lord's eyes, you're the same as other guys
It was sad when the great ship went down
Oh they built another ship they called, "Titanic II."
They were sure this time that the water would never leak thorough
So they launched it with a cheer, and it sank right off the pier
It was sad when the great ship went down
I watched that car pull right up into my driveway
Saw a shadow slip away from my house
So I hurried straight and looked in her room
And I found out it was my loving spouse
And I waited in the shadows until morning
And the gun I held was trembling in my hand
No I did not plan to give them any warning
For the devil on my shoulder had command
Oh the trail in a little while was over
And they sentenced me to die right away
But before I leave this courtroom, please your Honour
There's something more I'd like to say . . .
and so on and on....around the dam. Each Beaver's name is said 4 times
and he only has to introduce himself to the person on his left. Chances
are he won't even have to do this because Beavers tend to sit beside
people they know. The song leader will probably have to help some of
the boys to sing the reply and so should follow the song around the dam
I picked it up and ran to town as happy as a king
I took it to a guy I know who'd buy most anything
But this is what he hollered at me as I walked in his shop
"Oh, get out of here with that -, -,-before I call a cop!"
"Oh, get out of here with that -, -,-before I call a cop!"
I turned around and got right out a-runnin' for my life
And then I took it home with me to give it to my wife
But this is what she hollered at me as I walked in the door
"Oh get out of here with that -, -, -, and don't come back no more"
"Oh get out of here with that -, -, -, and don't come back no more"
I wandered all around the town until I chanced to meet
A hobo who was looking for a handout on the street
He said he'd take most any old thing, he was a desperate man
But when I showed him the -, -, -, he turned a-round and ran
But when I showed him the -, -, -, he turned a-round and ran
I wandered on for many years, a victim of my fate
Un-til one day I came upon Saint Peter at the gate
And when I tried to take it inside he told me where to go
"Get out of here with that -, -, -, and take it down be-low!"
"Get out of here with that -, -, -, and take it down be-low!"
The moral of this story is; if you're out on the beach
And you should see a great big box, and it's within your reach
Don't ever stop and open it up, that's my advice to you
'Cause you'll never get rid of the -, -,-no matter what you do!
'Cause you'll never get rid of the -, -,-no matter what you do!
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
The she toad's friendly nod
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree toad trod
Now three-toed tree toads have no care
For two-toed tree toad love
But the two-toed tree toad fain would share
A tree home up above
In vain the two-toed tree toad tried
He couldn't please her whim
In her tree toad bower with veto power
The she toad vetoed him!
On the second day of summer camp, my mommy sent to me
Two T-shirts
And a box of oatmeal cookies
Three pairs of sox . .
Four woolen caps . .
Five underpants . .
Six postage stamps . .
Seven nose warmers . .
Eight BatMan comic books . .
Nine bars of soap . .
Ten Band-Aids . .
Eleven shoestrings . .
Twelve bottles of blood-sucking heliocopter repellent . .
There were green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpyback camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants but sure as you're born
The loveliest of all was the unicorn
Now God seen some sinnin' and it gave him pain
And He says, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain"
He says, "Hey brother Noah, I'll tell you what to do
Build me a floating zoo"
"Take some of them green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpyback camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
Don't you forget my unicorn"
Old Noah was there to answer the call
He finished up making the ark just as the rain started fallin'
He marched in the animals two by two
And he called out as they went through
"Hey Lord, I got You green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpyback camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but I'm so forlorn
I just can't see no unicorn"
Then Noah looked out through the driving rain
Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games
Kicking and splashin' while the rain was pourin'
Oh, them silly unicorns
There were green alligators and long-necked geese
some humpyback camels and some chimpanzees
Noah cried, "Close the door 'cause the rain was pourin'
And we just can't wait for no unicorn"
The ark started movin' and it drifted with the tide
Them unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried
And the waters came down and sort of floated them away
That's why you never seen a unicorn to this very day
You'll see some green alligators and long-necked geese
some humpyback camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants but as sure as you're born
You're never gonna see no unicorn
They wrap you up in a clean white sheet,
Oooh, ah, oooh, ah
And drop your box down thirteen feet.
Oooh, ah, oooh, ah
All goes well for about a week ...
And then the coffin begins to leak ...
Your eyes fall in and your teeth fall out ...
And maggots play ping-pong on your snout ...
Your fingers rot, and so do your toes ...
Your brains come tumbling down your nose ...
After a while your face turns green ...
And pus pours out like clotted-cream ...
The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out ...
They go in thin and they come out stout ...
So, whenever you see a hearse go by,
Oooh, ah, oooh, ah
Remember one day, you've got to die,
Oooh, ah, oooh, ah
How happy we shall be!
Don't you (pouf) me little light out
I'm gonna let it shine, etc.
Take my little light round the block
I'm gonna let it shine, etc.
Hide it under a bushel? Oh, no
I'm gonna let it shine, etc.
Don't you (pouf) me little light out
I'm gonna let it shine
Take my little light round the block
I'm gonna let it shine
Hide it under a bushel? Oh, no
I'm gonna let it shine, etc.
Let it shine all the time let it shine
Two-on my shoe. Tap shoe
Three-on my knee. Tap on knee
Four-on the floor. Touch the floor
Five-on my hive. Move hands as if brushing bees away from ears
Six-on my sticks. Tap knuckles of other hand
Seven-up to Devon. Shake fist
Eight-on my pate. Tap top of head
Nine-on my spine. Touch backbone
Ten-now and then. Raise hands shoulder high, open and close fists in rhythm
The first one's name was Abraham
The first one's name was Abraham
Abra, abra, ham, ham, ham
Abra, abra, ham, ham, ham
The first one's name was Abraham
The second one was I-isaac
The second one was I-isaac
I-i, i-i, zac, zac, zac
I-i, i-i, zac, zac, zac
The second one was Isaac
The third one's name was Ja-acob
The third one's name was Ja-acob
J-a, j-a, cub, cub, cub
J-a, j-a, cub, cub, cub
The third one's name was Ja-acob
They all sailed up to Jericho
They all sailed up to Jericho
Jeri, jeri, co, co, co
Jeri, jeri, co, co, co
They all sailed up to Jericho
They should have gone to Amsterdam
They should have gone to Amsterdam
Amster, amster, shh, shh, shh
Amster, amster, shh, shh, shh
They should have gone to Amsterdam
You must not say that naughty word
You must not say that naughty word
Naughty, naughty, word, word, word
Naughty, naughty, word, word, word
You must not say that naughty word
I'm going to say it anyway..
Two little angels all dressed in white (as verse 1)
One little angel all dressed in white (as verse 1)
Three little angels all dressed in blue
Tried to get to heaven on the end of a shoe
But the shoe lace was broken, down they all fell
They couldn't get to heaven to they all went to . .
Two little angels all dressed in blue (as verse 1)
One little angel all dressed in blue (as verse 1)
Three little devils all dressed in red
Tried to get to heaven on the end of a bed
But the bed post was broken, down they all fell
They couldn't get to heaven to they all went to . .
Two little devils all dressed in red (as verse 1)
One little devils all dressed in red (as verse 1)
Don't be mistaken, don't be misled
They couldn't get to heaven so they all went to bed!
Together again, the grey skies are gone
You're back in my arms now where you belong
The love that I knew is living again
And nothing else matters, we're together again
I went down the sidewalk a shoppin'
The sights in shop windows to see
And everywhere hung great fat gobblers
Oh, bring back my turkey to me
Bring back, bring back
Oh, bring back my turkey to me, to me
Bring back, bring back
Oh, bring back my turkey to me
I went out to dinner and ordered
The best things they had I could see
They brought it all roasted and sizzling
They brought back my turkey to me
Brought back, brought back
They brought back my turkey to me, to me
Brought back, brought back
They brought back my turkey to me
Turkey in the straw, turkey in the hay
Turkey in the straw, turkey in the hay
Roll 'em up and twist 'em up a high tuckahaw
And play a little tune called 'Turkey in the Straw'
Oh, I jumped in the seat, and I gave a little yell
The horses ran away, broke the wagon all to hell
Sugar in the gourd and honey in the horn
I never been so happy since the day I was born
Oh, I went out to milk, and I didn't know how
I milked the goat instead of the cow
A monkey sittin' on a pile of straw
A-winkin' his eyes at his mother-in-law
Well, I met Mr. Catfish comin' down stream
Says Mr. Catfish, "What do you mean?"
I caught Mr. Catfish by the snout
And I turned Mr. Catfish wrong side out
Well, I came to a river and I couldn't get across
So I paid five dollars for a blind old hoss
He wouldn't go ahead, and he wouldn't stand still
So we went up and down like an old saw mill
As I came down the new cut road
I met Mr. Bullfrog, I met Miss Toad
And every time Miss Toad would sing
Old Bullfrog cut a pigeon wing
Oh, I had an old hen and she had a wooden leg
She was the best darn hen that ever laid an egg
She laid more eggs than any hen on the farm
And a little competition didn't do her any harm
Well, if frogs had wings and snakes had hair
And automobiles went flying through the air
Well, if watermelons grew on a huckleberry vine
We'd all have winter in the summertime
How does the Pink Panther chase insects?
To the Pink Panther Theme tune:
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant ...
How does Bob Marley like his Doughnuts?
To Jammin:
Wi' jam in, jam in, and I hope you like jam in too.
The Lone Ranger saw Tonto with a dustbin on his back,
so he said, "Where are you going with that dustbin, Tonto?"
And Tonto said:
To the Lone Ranger theme Tune:
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump
