Yankee Doodle

Yankee Doodle keep it up, Yankee Doodle dandy
Mind the music and the step and with the girls be handy

Father and I went down to camp along with Captain Gooding
And there we saw the men and boys, as thick as hasty pudding

There was Colonel Washington, upon a strapping stallion
A-giving orders to his men, I guess there was a million

And there I saw a cannon barrel as big as mother's basin
And every time they touched it off they scampered like the nation

Yankee Doodle Dandy

You are my Sunshine

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy, when skies are gray
You'll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away

I'll always love you and make you happy
If you will only love me too
But if you leave me to love another
You'll regret it all some day

You Can Dig My Grave (With a Silver Spade)

There's a long white robe up in heaven for me
There's a long white robe up in heaven for me
There's a long white robe up in heaven for me
'Cause I ain't gonna be here much longer

There's a starry crown up in heaven for me
There's a starry crown up in heaven for me
There's a starry crown up in heaven for me
'Cause I ain't gonna be here much longer

There's a pair of wings up in heaven for me
There's a pair of wings up in heaven for me
There's a pair of wings up in heaven for me
'Cause I ain't gonna be here much longer

There's a golden harp up in heaven for me
There's a golden harp up in heaven for me
There's a golden harp up in heaven for me
'Cause I ain't gonna be here much longer

You just pluck one string and the whole heavens ring
You just pluck one string and the whole heavens ring
You just pluck one string and the whole heavens ring
'Cause I ain't gonna be here much longer

You'll Never Go to Heaven

All:
Oh the Deacon went down to the cellar to pray
The lights went out and he stayed all day

I aint gonna grieve my lord no more, no more
I aint gonna grieve my lord
I aint gonna grieve my lord
I aint gonna grieve my lord no more

You'll never go to heaven in an old Ford car
'Cos an old Ford car won't get that far

You'll never go to heaven in a ping pong ball
'Cos a ping pong ball is much too small

You'll never go to heaven in a limousine
'Cos the lord aint go no gasoline

You'll never go to heaven in a Sabre Jet
'Cos the lord aint go no runways yet

You'll never go to heaven in a Girl Guides arms
'Cos the lord don't want those faminine charms

You'll never go to heaven in a rocking chair
'Cos the lord don't want no rockers there

You'll never go to heaven in a wicker chair
'Cos the lord dont want no baskets there

You'll never go to heaven in a biscuit tin
'Cos a biscuit tin's got biscuits in

You'll never go to heaven in a apple tree
'Cos an apple trees got roots you see

You'll never get to heaven on roller skates
You'd slip right by them Pearly Gates

You'll never get to heaven in your girlfriend's bra
'Cos your girlfriends bra don't stretch that far

You'll never get to heaven on a plate of glass
'Cos a plate of glass gonna cut your leg

You'll never get to heaven in a limousine
'Cos the Lord don't sell no gasoline

You'll never get to heaven on Richard's bike
'Cos you'll get halfway, then you'll have to hike

You'll never get to heaven in Mike's car
'Cos Mike's car stops at every bar

You'll never get to heaven with a bottle of gin
'Cos St Peter don't let them spirits in

You'll never get to heaven in Ivor's pants
'Cos Ivor's pants are full of ants

You'll never get to heaven, on water skis
'Cos the angels don't like hairy knees

Oh you can't get to heaven with powder and paint
'Cos it makes you look like what you ain't

Oh you can't get to heaven in a strapless gown
''Cos a strapless gown thing might fall right down

Oh you can't chew terbaccy on the golden shore
'Cos the Lord don't have no cuspidor

Oh I want to go to heaven, and I want to do it right
So I'll go up to heaven all dressed in white

Oh one fine day, and it won't be long
You'll look for me, and I'll be gone

And if you get to heaven before I do
Just drill a hole and pull me through

But if I get to heaven before you do
I'll drill a hole and spit on you

Well if I get to heaven, before you do
I'll plug that hole, with shavings and glue

That's all there is, there is no more
St Peter said, as he shut the door

Oh there's one more thing I forgot to tell
If you don't go to heaven, you'll go to...bed

And that's the end, St. Peter said
As he closed the gates, And went to bed

Alternative Chorus (1)
I ain't gonna grieve (i-eve-i-eve) my Lord no more
I ain't gonna drink
I ain't gonna swear
I ain't gonna... Ooh, I wouldn't dare!
I ain't gonna grieve (i-eve-i-eve) my Lord no more, any more

Alternative Chorus (2)
I ain't gonna grieve (i-eve-i-eve) my Lord no more
I ain't gonna grieve
I ain't gonna worry
I ain't gonna leave my Lord in a hurry
I ain't gonna grieve (i-eve-i-eve) my Lord no more, any more

You Made Me Love You

You made me love you, I didn't wanna do it
I didn't wanna do it
You made me want you, and all the time you knew it
I guess you always knew it
You made me happy sometimes, you made me glad
But there were times dear
You made me feel so bad
You made me sigh for, I didn't wanna tell you
I didn't wanna tell you
I want some love that's true
Yes, I do, Deed I do, You know I do
Gimme, gimme, what I cry for
You know you got the brand of kisses
That I die for
You know you made me love you

You Must Have Been a Beautiful Baby

You must have been a beautiful baby
You must have been a beautiful child
When you were only startin' to go to kindergarten
I bet you drove the little boys wild
And when it came to winning blue ribbons
You must have shown the other kids how
I can see the judges eyes as they handed you the prize
I bet you made the cutest bow
Oh, you must have been a beautiful baby
'Cause baby, look at you now

You Tell Me Your Dream

You had a dream
Well, I had one too
I know mine's best
'Cause it was of you
Come, sweetheart, tell me
Now is the time
You tell me your dream
I'll tell you mine